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psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

Yes it does.

It really does

the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this

The penis people

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wildboysandwhiskey:

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

This is so incredibly precious, this actually makes me tear up with happiness!

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theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

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panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

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kastland:

parenting

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precumming:

theres a special place in hell for whoever prices college textbooks 

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nevada-verbena:

Self-taught chef Rhiannon over at Cakecrumbs has been working on a fun series of planetary cakes that are designed to be scientifically accurate with different types of cake representing various layers within Earth and Jupiter.

(This Is Colossal.)

Her cake game is strong.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sextattoosdrugs:

r-igby:

lokeanconcubine:

MOTHER.

FUCKING.

CHEESE.

this post means a lot to me

I’m in a relationship with cheese

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starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

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sselfishmachine:

sselfishmachine:

smooth motherfucker

this got a lot of notes overnight wow I’m glad y’all think my boyfriend is such a cutie

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oddbagel:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

This is some Detroit techno shit.

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lolsomeone-actually:

instabrowngirls:

Fact: Blue Ivy Already Dances Better Than Taylor Swift 

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im gonna say this again, WATCHING TAYLOR SWIFT IN PERSON DANCE AT THE VMAS WAS THE BEST ENTERTAINMENT OF THE NIGHT, ASIDE FROM QUEEN BEY OF COURSE

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