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famey:

slide, children

slide into the deep pits of hell

(via fun-ambulist)

My dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and I always thought that was kind of dumb, because I could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world. Not even by far and I always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice. 

And then one day I met the most beautiful woman in the world.

(via underrwaterdreams)

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

(via twenty-twopilots)

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

(via someoneatemybacon)

severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

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laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

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"If through a broken heart God can bring His purposes to pass in the world, then thank Him for breaking your heart."

- Oswald Chambers, My Utmost for His Highest (via calm-mysoul)

(via seafullofroses)

langleav:

julianathursday:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

“Leo had slammed his hand on the table countless times and he moved his hand further and he crushed a crystal cordial glass. Blood was dripping down his hand. He never broke character. He kept going. He was in such a zone. It was very intense. He required stitches.”

WHERE

IS

HIS

OSCAR

The poor man has literally given them blood.

This scene was GOLD

(via seafullofroses)

enjoras:

it upsets me that ellen page got to kiss joseph gordon levitt and she don’t even LIKE the d

(via seafullofroses)

phe-nomenal:

Reem Acra Resort 2013

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lumos-knox:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

I read this to my parents and they use them growing up during the Vietnam war as their gory scenes growing up. Asking what our excuse is, then I decide to remind them who their son is and they shouldn’t start a debate because they will lose…and they did.

(via twenty-twopilots)

earthnation:

DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

(via sikethatmustbethepurple)

fl0ats:

feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

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